Lemme get one thing straight...

...you'll read the jokes here that people can't take, if I come across one. If such things offend you, you're merrily invited to go screw yourself. If you like them, enjoy. But don't expect pity or compassion from me. Furthermore, so-called "Political Correctness" is American, and I'm not. There you go. I said it. I hate stupid people, so if you're one of them and have any kind whatsoever of public appearance that I might come across, be preprared to be taken apart in this blog - if I should miraculously happen to care about your stunt or to find it remotely interesting in a morbid kind of way.