What a mess - it takes him so long to die, and what does the world do? Mourn.
Why? I mean, my dad was an old man, too, and when he died, did the world mourn? No. I mourned. My family mourned. But did the world acknowledge? Nope. Why? Just because the guy in Rome wore these fancy white clothes and the silly hat on top of his Parkinson-ridden brain?
Aw, what the hell - leave me alone with this pope stuff.
The jokes are good, though.
