Friday, October 31, 2008

The Palin Drone - Two Comedians

Who of you remembers Michael Palin? This guy used to be a "Python" - a Monty Python, to be exact, and he was one of the funniest guys I've ever seen. Smart, witty, and with that indestructible kind of Britsh humor. He still makes me laugh my ass off every time I watch "The Meaning of Life" or "A Fish Called Wanda".

Thank goodness, he's not related to his namesake, the current runner for American Vice President, Sarah Palin.

She may have bigger tits than Michael, but - strangely enough - she's just as funny! Unfortunately, she's not as smart, and her wit is largely unintentional. Or isn't it? Could she really have been serious when she called Russia a neighboring country of Alaska? "They're right across the border!" Nah, c'mon! I'm sure that was a joke. She can't fool me!

Or can she?

You know, dear non-existent reader, I'm afraid it wasn't a joke. I don't know (really, I lack the facts!) if Obama is any smarter than she is (or Biden, for that matter), but at least when he's interviewed, he comes across with the regular attributes of a politician. I've called them all rats before, and I'm not about to change my mind here. Stupidity is not necessarily an attribute of politicians. There are smart ones (albeit precious few), and I'm reasonably confident (though, as I said, I lack the facts) that Obama is on the positive side of the smartness median of politicians.

So, when I have the choice between a smart rat and a stupid rat with tits, I kinda know which I'm gonna go for. (This is beside the fact that McCain has bigger tits than Sarah Palin.)

And unlike with women, I'm not interested in rat tits.

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